DNA (October 4, 2014)


Trust Aamir Khan to be Mr Smarty-Pants. Hrithik Roshan has been issuing Bang Bang dares to all and sundry with a child-like enthusiasm we last saw in Koi Mil Gaya. His dare to Mr Perfectionist aka PK was to put down his transistor (yeah, the one that covered his modesty on the almost-nude poster) or be punished Bang Bang style. Aamir accepted and did just that. Fully clothed! Duggu was appalled. “Sakt sazaa”, he whined, adding, “This is not a dare, it is sazaa for cheating, you cheater! Ab punishment toh banta hai!” He went to ‘punish’ him by asking him to enact a move from his just-released film. Maan na padega, a divorce takes years off... Chalo kindergarten! Last heard, Aamir replied to Hrithik’s ‘sazaa’ tweet with a pacifist “Aalam Panah, aap ki saza sar aakhon par” asking for “bas ek din ki mohlat.” At least there’s one grown-up here!