One person doing all the talking in the normal course sums up what a monologue means. But Kartik Aaryan's monologue in Luv Ranjan's upcoming romantic comedy Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2 sums up the thoughts of millions of men across the world. Whether you are 18 or whether you are 45, this monologue describes the male psyche vis-à-vis understanding the alien female mind. Bombay Times saw a preview of this first-of-its-kind 7-minute nonstop monologue. 5 reasons why it can't be missed by the boys and the girls.

1. THINGS ALL BOYS WILL AGREE ON:
Love is injurious to sleep as the girls want to talk at all times. Love is injurious to the bank balance. Even though the girls will spout feminism, the reality is they all want to be taken for an all-expense paid date. And, of course, love is injurious to your freedom - be it of speech or expression.

2. THINGS NO GIRL CAN DENY:
The female species is a complicated breed barring exceptions. They say one thing, mean another. Reading between the lines is beyond most men.

3. THIS HAPPENS TO ALL MEN IN REAL LIFE:
The monologue will help you communicate with your bitter, we mean your better half because it puts your thoughts into words. The shopping never ends, the calls don't stop coming whether you're at work or otherwise and God forbid if you miss a call, you will be punished.

4. IT WILL MAKE YOU MORE BREATHLESS THAN SHANKAR MAHADEVAN'S 'BREATHLESS':
This is a first-of-its-kind 7minute non-stop public rant.

5. IT'S A GOOD START-UP EXERCISE IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP OR DEALING WITH ONE:
The monologue is a good education tool for all relationship (both existing and potential) enthusiasts.

Well enough of selling. If you have found a reason to watch the monologue, go to the theatres on October 16.