DNA (April 1, 2014)

Akshay Kumar is a man with a mission. The actor and his missus often step out for a stroll on the beach. But unfortunately a lot of other people wake up at that time and head to the beach — for crapping! Dozens of people treat the beach as a public toilet and take a dump wherever they feel like it. Now Akshay, has decided to teach them some civic sense. He takes a stick to the backside of the shitters. Now when they go about their business, they keep an eye out for the actor. Hrithik Roshan also works out on the same beach in the mornings but he chooses to look the other way. Literally.

Psst...
Suniel Shetty is also known to give a tight slap to people who spit on the road. We suggest that this duo come up with a public service ad educating the general public.